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Tseetingwrote:
第一次来:p
Dec. 29
滕 滕wrote:
我来踩踩,呵呵!
Oct. 17

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Thanksgiving dinner

第一次吃上了美国家庭的Thanksgiving dinner,10磅的小火鸡,烤三文鱼,奶油烤土豆,腰果虾仁,素蘑菇,素青豆,巧克力慕斯,南瓜派,乌龙茶。撑得我第二天早饭都不想吃。Marie的厨艺真不错。




身边的故事

某节课上,还有十分钟下课。一女生出现在门口……Sarcastic……。非常帅气,有气质……Hot……。不停的向我张望。吾暗喜……Wink……。

直到教授宣布下课,此女径直走进来,目光坚定,面带微笑,又有些紧张……Embarrassed……停下来后,半跪在我旁边一女生面前……Broken heart……,凝视着她的眼睛,说,“Will you marry me?”……SurprisedSurprisedSurprised……

她答应了。Light bulbOpen-mouthedOpen-mouthedOpen-mouthed……Red lips……无穷羡慕ing

 
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Full Moon on the Quad

Full Moon on the Quad, 或者叫大方院的满月, is one of the most cherished and amazing traditions at Stanford. And it is tonight.

简单的讲,斯坦福的新生将在神圣的教堂面前接受四年级学长的法式舌吻,然后正式成为‘成年人’。但此活动由于过分受欢迎,渐渐的所有年级的学生(甚至包括外来不明人口)也参与进来,从而演变成为令人期待的狂欢节。

There are three types of 'interacting' at this festival. First one is hugging. Second is kissing. Third is making out. I do appreciate how thoughtful the hosts are! You can get free Arrow Head, Hershey's, DoubleMint, and something for after the event (hint hint Durex)! Of course, health and safety are always the most important.

今晚虽然寒风刺骨,但大家都很嗨,整个大方院就像一个露天的夜店(除了严格禁止酒精)。一端是摇滚乐队,另一端是管弦乐队,音乐相当不错,很多歌词都是即兴的,并且,若干名活跃分子全裸着身子(有男有女)带领大家跳得不亦乐乎,反而穿了衣服的我觉得异常别扭……

The kissing is supposed to happen between freshmen and seniors, but if fact people are just free to put the lips and tongue into a random guy/girl's mouth. It is also impressing that people remained organized and sane, perhaps due to the presence of a number of police who kept cruising around.

虽然场面精彩,由于遵守不许拍照的规定,再加之本人也*@#$(%^&*&^%$#,所以没有留下照片。不过网上似乎有以前的照片,搜了几张贴在下面。



囧rz----失意體前屈

  • orz
  • OTZ
  • OTL ←完全失落
  • or2 ←屁股特別翹
  • or2=3 ←放屁
  • Or2 ←頭大身體小的翹屁股
  • Or? ←頭大身體小的翹屁股
  • orZ ←下半身肥大
  • OTz ←舉重選手
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    在US第一次做饭

    其实也不能叫做饭,只是把米饭搞熟,然后把鸡弄熟,合着咖喱酱一起吃。因为比较饿,所以感觉还不错。
     
    另外,开始耐心的练习Czerny 599,虽然很简单,但是据说很有用,很基础。计划一天一首。
     
    再另外,更新了几张照片:San Fracisco & Foothill。
     
     

    你是否一‘宅男’

    Jay说:
    让我们乘着阳光
    海上冲浪 吸引她目光
    不要怕露出胸膛
    流一点汗 你成了型男
     
    让我们乘着阳光
    看着远方 别当路人甲
    让美女缺氧 靠在你肩膀
    ********************************************************************************************************************
    宅男的最初含义是就是特别沉迷于美少女类的成人动漫或者游戏的男子。后来逐渐被引申为“对某特定事物的爱好极端偏执且不与人接触而窝在家里的人”。宅男这个词进入中国后,多指引申义。每天憋在屋子里不出去社会交往,沉迷于玩电脑游戏、网络聊天、泡论坛、看动漫、看电视连续剧的这群人,都可以叫宅男。而下班后回家沉迷于某一件事物(哪怕和电脑网络无关),社会交往不多的人,也会被称为“宅男”。

    以下是一些常用的宅男判断标准:

    1.痴迷:痴迷于某事物,动漫,明星.某人.某事情....此种痴迷也是突发性的,突然爱上.不能自拔!
    2.依赖电脑:长时间不能用电脑将会很要命!
    3.依赖网络:干什么都想上网.上网又没事做.经常挂在网上面!
    4.不想去上学/上班:有时候会很厌恶上学/上班.极度讨厌.但却继续没有办法!
    5.作息时间很不稳定:没有一个规整的作息时间!
    6.极少出门:与其出门.不如呆在家里.参与一个要出门的活动往往会花很多时间考虑!
    7.不喜欢接触陌生人:在现实中与陌生人交流.认识陌生人会感到恐惧!
    8.性格多少有两面性:在不喜欢的事情面前.会掩饰自己内心的想法.得过且过.有时候感觉自己有双重性格!
    9.收藏癖:最少喜欢收藏一种或多种物品.并乐此不疲!
    10.胖:体型偏胖 不会瘦就是了!
    11.独身:一般情况下是独身!
    12.喜欢或有写日记/日志:喜欢写日志或日记.或用相片记录自己的生活!
    13.喜欢上虚拟的人物:有喜欢上虚拟任务的倾向.比如漫画里的角色.书本里的角色等非现实生活中的人物!
    14.闷骚:无可否认.宅人是世界上最闷骚的人之一.或多或少都被人评论自己闷骚!
     

    难以抗拒你容颜

    最近又把张信哲的歌翻出来听了一遍。还有几首朋友推荐的以前没听过的。标题是我最喜欢的他的歌之一。

    不知道大多数人对他的歌最深印象是不是用很痛苦的表情飚“你和他~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~之间~~~~~~~~

    开始听此人的歌在大学期间(土偶得)。“也许很适合14.5岁少男少女情怀。现在听起来,我也很怀念那个任性而又害羞的年月。过了10年,我听起来还是很有感觉,,只是有些恨当年……” 嗯。
       
    另外还看了他和张靓影以及总是爱在央视露面的难听难看表情过分的容祖儿合唱的《我的祖国》,大概博得core们的好感(对taiwanese来说不容易了)或者更大的可能是CCTV的人为了拍马,受之以华表奖。

    地震,5.6级!!!

        昨天晚上终于地震了。早耳闻加州地震很厉害。当时我一个人在系里计算机房,突然感觉整个房间都在晃动,天花板悬挂的灯,所有桌椅,还有几十台计算机一起乱颤,整个房间发出吱吱呀呀的嘈杂声。当时唯一想的就是:房子别跨了。

        然后我快速撤出房间,准备闪到空地上,出门碰见一个沧桑方脸男人带着一副江泽民式的眼睛从容不迫的从洗手间走出来。此时震动也减弱了。

        后来才知加州人对此习以为常。5.6级的地震,离震中几十英里。跟1989年6.9级大地震差不了多少了。

    The greatest mathematicians ever in history

    Mathematics is sexy. So are mathematicians. It is not possible to fairly compare people of different times in history, nor do I have the seniority in math to rank those brilliant brains and their influence. However a list of rough assessment that gives us a glance should be allowed. Here is the list of TOP 20,

    Gauss               Euler                 
    Riemann          Poincaré            
    Ramanujan      Abel
    Lagrange         Newton             
    Leibniz             Pascal
    Hilbert             Cantor               
    Jacobi               Galois
    Déscartes        von Neumann  
    Cauchy            Weierstrass
    Laplace            Kolmogorov      

    Gauss is no doubt in the first rank, followed by Euler. The rest of them may not be counted in order of appearance, as I have little idea how to place them in order.

    Most of them are geniuses, and some are even exceptional geniuses. I must admit there are several great people who may appear in the list. The ranking itself is flawed due to uncomparableness. I deliberately omit mathematicians in ancient times, like Euclid, Archimedes, Zeno, etc., because mathematics did not evolve into a serious body of knowledge until the epoch of Newton and Leibniz.

    Any comments and criticism are welcome.

    We beat USC

    Unbelievable!

    The campus is seething. My dorm has never been so crowded. This is Saturday night and everybody screams and dances. This is really huge.

    USC is widely considered the best in US and stanford just sucks. Football is just like tossing a coin, not fair, but nobody can predict the outcome.

    Sometimes miracles happen.